My Fishy Paradise

Mr & Mrs Gossip’s Profile

Name: Mr Gossip & Mrs Gossip

Age: Unknown (but I guess at least 53 and above)

About them:

Likes to gossip around, poke their nose in everything, like to brag that they are somebody’s good friends and tried to get some advantages.

Strenght: Always try to provide the latest news to people around them, most importantly is able to cook up big juicy gossip news at anytime, anywhere.

Weakness: Too kay-poh

Favourite Quotes:

• “Hey did you know that………”
• “You don’t know meh?! Me and that fellow are best bud..”
• “Hey I got latest news from …………”

How I meet them:

Hahaha I guess all of you must be curious how come I will know them, well actually Mr Gossip is my dad’s friend (please take note: just those hi and bye friend). So coincidence Mrs Gossip and my best friend Janice come from same hometown. Gradually me and Janice found out that this couple (Mr & Mrs Gossip) has been bragging with our families that how he was my dad’s best buddy and also Janice’s dad best buddy. The funniest part is after me and Janice double confirm with our parents, we found actually none of them are close to him at all. 

• Story number #1

One particular Chinese New Year, Mr & Mrs Gossip went back to their  hometown (Janice was there also she went back to celebrate New Year too).  One particular morning as Janice was sitting in her dad’s shop helping out Mr Gossip come to her and said “Aaahhh! You also study in University of Underwater right? You must be the friend of Angelfish right?” Then Janice said ” Yup she is my roomate” Then  he will start to brag “You know what, me and Angelfish’s dad are good buddies we often went out for drinking and chatting (Please take note: After confirm with Fish Papa he said that he only saw this Mr Gossip once and only said “hi” that’s all. But Fish Papa said this guy mention before that he was the good buddy of Janice’s dad which Janice also confirmed that her dad said he never meet this guy before!!!)

This time even worse!!! Mrs Gossip told the Janice’s mum that I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS YEAR!!!!!!  When Janice told me about it I must admit I really did think before to rip off the mouths of this couple!! How untruthful they could be!!! When did I said I want to married??? How come me, myself know nothing about it??!! For this coming New Year Janice is going back to her hometown to celebrate New Year, I’m sure more juicy news will sure come from Mr and Mrs Gossip……..sigh….I wouldn’t be surprised if they said I’m pregnant

Ms Sly + Cunning’s Profile

Name: Sly + Cunning (Ms) – I will call her Puffer Fish

Age: 26 years old

About her:

She will act as a good person in front of everyone but likes to hurt people from behind.

Strength:  Angelic face, nice figure, polite (noted: act polite)

Weakness: Too cunning….she hides her weakness too well

Favourite Quotes:

• “Oh I didn’t meant it that way, I think you have misunderstood me..”
• “Oh that’s too cruel, I couldn’t bear to see it…”
• “Oh don’t tell me that you don’t have this …”
• “Oh I have the member card for this brand, it’s very easy to get it all you have to do is buy at least $500 worth things then you can get it, easy right? “
• “Oh Angelfish even I told you about it I don’t think you will understand”

How we meet:

We are classmate at a private school for A-level. There’s only a few chinese in that class, soon we become good friend……then the story begins… (Puffer Fish-Lagocephalus lagocephalus, are the second most poisonous vertebrate in the world)

      #Story 1

•  I failed my A-levels I admit my results are suck .. and Puffer  Fish she got 1 B 3Cs. She laugh at me…..
• When I told her I’ve made up my mind to re-take my A-level. She said “Forget about it, don’t waste the time and take the risk again….” 
• To make it worse, her mum purposely called me and said ” Forget about re-take the A-levels, you are just making the history repeat itself……”

     #Story 2

• She managed to get into University (not well-known, as long you got money you can get in) while I’m studying at home to prepare myself for the A-level retake.
• Whenever all the ex-schoolmates gathers together they will chat about their university life. And out of curious, often I will ask them a lot of questions about their university life then Puffer Fish will look at me and said “Aiyah! Very hard to describe to you lar cause you never went to university before…hahaha….” 
• But luckily in the end Angelfish managed to get good result and also got into a good university (I didn’t dare to say well-known but at least the admission is totally based on results   )

     #Story 3

• Puffer Fish graduated first and start working while Angelfish still have one year to go……
• One day Puffer Fish call Angelfish… Puffer Fish “Hey Angelfish let’s go for vacation!”      Angelfish “That’s great how about go to Genting or KL?”       Puffer Fish “What?!!! Don’t be so cheap skate go for overseas lar!”   Angelfish”I would love to but currently I’m still studying where got money?”     Puffer Fish “Oh ya! I nearly forgot that you are still studying unlike us who are working already can afford hahahaha…..”     Angelfish “……………..”

     #Story 4

• Shopping. Puffer Fish “Oh my god! what brand of bag/watch/clothes you are wearing/carrying??!!”      Angelfish “No brand but comfortable:)”       Puffer Fish “Oh my god! sometimes I really wondering are you a girl? how come you never buy branded??!!”    Angelfish —- >   -_-”

     #Story 5

One day me and another friend (B) are asking her out for dinner. Following is the conversation over the phone:-

• Angelfish: “Hi Puffer Fish, wanna have dinner together later?”
• Puffer Fish: “Yawn….. ok but now I don’t have any transportation you guys must come to my house fetch me”
• Angelfish: “Ok but today I’m not driving, but B she got car I will ask her fetch you”
• Puffer Fish: “Wait a minute how many persons in that car?”
• Angelfish: “Well me, B and another 2 schoolmates why?”
• Puffer Fish: “Gasp! So crampy!! I think I don’t want to go liao….”
• Angelfish: “But I told B to go and fetch you liao or you want to tell her yourself?”    (Passing the phone to B, but B was driving so we switch to loud speaker)
• B : “Hey Puffer Fish what’s wrong why suddenly don’t want join us?”
• Puffer Fish: “Too many people liao lar”
• B: “Who said? One 4 mar behind still can sit one more person”
• Puffer Fish: “Is it? Er…er….it’s Angelfish lor she said a lot of people very crowded liao……I also can feel that she don’t want me to join…” (She didn’t know that we switch on the loud speaker)
• B: “Er….I think there’s a miscommunication between both of you”
• Angelfish —> -_-”

Conclusions, Angelfish tried to avoid her but she keep on acting very pitiful until all the ex-classmates from A-levels now seldom ask Angelfish out liao……. but I don’t care cause I know those who are true friend and knows me well will understand me and support me. While those who are easily being influenced and do not trust me at all losing them I won’t feel sad cause they are not worthy enough to have my friendship

I just wanna say ” Puffer Fish! I’m glad that I’m able to save myself from you in time, I’m not sad at all in fact I’m happier now”

Last but not least here’s an advice for you “never do to others what you do not like others do to you” 

Ms Know-it-all’s Profile

Name: Know-it-all (Ms)

Age: 25 years old

About her:

She like to act like she is the most knowledgeable fish in Polluted Sea Ptd Ltd. And the scariest part is she would pretend very pitiful (even to the extend of crying in front of everyone) so that everyone will think that she is victim (but the truth: she is the mastermind of the whole issue)

Strength: Good in acting innocent and back stabbing

Weakness: Very moody, very sensitive

Favourite Quotes:

• “You shouldn’t have do that, you should ask me first…”
• “Please stop saying things like that, cos you will get me into big trouble…”
• “If you need any medication please let me know…”  (please take note: she is not a doctor or pharmacist)
• ” I don’t think you need to know what is going on…..”
• “It is better for you not to know so many things…”